We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. --Nick Faldo |
A webmaster must exercise restraint and use his powers for good, not evil. |
Sunlight dances through the leaves Soft winds stir the sighing trees Lying in the warm grass I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. Katherine Kurtz, spoken by Javan |
In a mad world, only the mad are sane. Akiro Kurosawa |
Your Honor, I will show first, that my client never borrowed the Ming vase from the plaintiff; second, that he returned the vase in perfect condition; and third, that the crack was already present when he borrowed it. |
Respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, ... and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized. Preamble to the Libertarian Platform |
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." -- Seneca the Younger (4? B.C. - 65 A.D.) |
Every man is the architect of his own fortune. Appius Claudius |
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin |
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. John von Neumann |
Ninjas aren't dangerous. They're more afraid of you than you are of them... --The Tick |
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Bertrand Russell |
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. --Douglas Adams |
"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and the state forever separated." -- Ulysses S. Grant |
"Parodying japanimation is like starving Soviet peasants, in Leningrad, in 1942. It doesn't take a lot of effort because 90% of the work is already done for you and lots of people end up dead." -- Benjamin William Allard |